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Gordon Ramsay
@kitchen_confidential_cv
This About section simmered for eight hours and still tastes like “cross-functional synergy.”
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Paste a profile. Let the comments cook.
Drop any public LinkedIn URL. Align turns the corporate polish into an imaginary comment section and a share card worth posting.
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- About 30 seconds
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On any profile, replace linkedin.com with linkedroast.com.
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Anna Wintour
@not_vogue_hr
The skills section is wearing every keyword at once. Edit before entering the room.
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Larry David
@pretty_pretty_networked
Posting “excited to announce” should require a permit. We are reviewing the paperwork.
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Simon Cowell
@buzzword_buzzer
I am going to be honest: “visionary operator” is two job titles wearing one trench coat.
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